PF SLOAN - What's Exactly the Matter with Me?

So, it's my real, legal birthday today and thus begins-eth the festivities which start over (in Seal Beach) at the former shell of The Parasol which is now called Mel's Diner - haven't been there since they opened months ago when the service was bad and my toast was dry and almost inedible, but ultimately horrid...

After that, it's anybody's guess - I'm hoping that the drunken, remaining cast of FOX-TV's 24 will make a special appearance, but sometimes birthdays turn out differently than planned.



Or it might also be great if my old high school principal (who's now dead or a science fiction author) would retroactively give me STRAIGHT A's across the board, thus catapulting me into a better university and thus a better way of life and thus a higher and more devilish income bracket...and if you've ever tried to use an income bracket to prop up a bookshelf you know how difficult that can be...

Here's the superlative PF Sloan who will put all this birthday business into proper and positively perkier perspective...

PF SLOAN - What's Exactly the Matter with Me? (mp3)

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